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Hilarious(ly Bad) Locksmith Jokes

Hilarious(ly Bad) Locksmith JokesIn the locksmithing world, we have a, well, unique sense of humor. Here are some funny dad-humor quality jokes that’ll either have you in stitches or rolling your eyes…

What’s a locksmith’s favorite pasta?

Gnocchi

Hilarious(ly Bad) Locksmith Jokes, photo 2My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.

Hilarious(ly Bad) Locksmith Jokes, photo 3What does a locksmith have for brunch?

A quiche

Hilarious(ly Bad) Locksmith Jokes, photo 4Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t working, open up!

Hilarious(ly Bad) Locksmith Jokes, photo 5I adopted a dog from a locksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

Hilarious(ly Bad) Locksmith Jokes, photo 6Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think your keys are there!

Hilarious(ly Bad) Locksmith Jokes, photo 7What kind of key opens a banana

A monkey

Hilarious(ly Bad) Locksmith Jokes, photo 8What’s a locksmith’s favorite animal?

A donkey

Hilarious(ly Bad) Locksmith Jokes, photo 9

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