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Hilarious(ly Bad) Locksmith Jokes

In the locksmithing world, we have a, well, unique sense of humor. Here are some funny dad-humor quality jokes that’ll either have you in stitches or rolling your eyes…

What’s a locksmith’s favorite pasta?


My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.

What does a locksmith have for brunch?

A quiche

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t working, open up!

I adopted a dog from a locksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think your keys are there!

What kind of key opens a banana

A monkey

What’s a locksmith’s favorite animal?

A donkey

Oh man, we’re wiping our tears away from laughter. Don’t worry, we’ll show ourselves out.

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