In the locksmithing world, we have a, well, unique sense of humor. Here are some funny dad-humor quality jokes that’ll either have you in stitches or rolling your eyes…
What’s a locksmith’s favorite pasta?
Gnocchi
My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.
What does a locksmith have for brunch?
A quiche
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t working, open up!
I adopted a dog from a locksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think your keys are there!
What kind of key opens a banana
A monkey
What’s a locksmith’s favorite animal?
A donkey

Oh man, we’re wiping our tears away from laughter. Don’t worry, we’ll show ourselves out.
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