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Hilarious(ly Bad) Locksmith Jokes

In the locksmithing world, we have a, well, unique sense of humor. Here are some funny dad-humor quality jokes that’ll either have you in stitches or rolling your eyes…

What’s a locksmith’s favorite pasta?

Gnocchi

My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.

What does a locksmith have for brunch?

A quiche

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t working, open up!

I adopted a dog from a locksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think your keys are there!

What kind of key opens a banana

A monkey

What’s a locksmith’s favorite animal?

A donkey

Oh man, we’re wiping our tears away from laughter. Don’t worry, we’ll show ourselves out.

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Take a Look at These Antique Locks!

Being locksmiths, we’re always going to be fascinated with locks. The mechanisms, how they work, new technology. All of those things make locks very interesting to us.

The same goes for old and antique locks. If we ever come across any, of course we’re going to take a look or two.

Recently, we found a treasure trove online at Collectors Weekly of some really old and antique locks with descriptions and comments!

Head to their site to view all of the locks. We’ve included a few here to get you interested!

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Call 24/7 Emergency Locksmith During Musikfest

In USA Today’s 2019 poll of the 10 Best Festivals in North America, Bethlehem’s Musikfest was voted number one, followed by other distinguished names in the industry such as Riot Fest (2), Austin City Limits Music Festival (9) and Coachella (10). For the poll, USA Today selected 20 well-known music festivals in the nation and gave their readers four weeks to vote for their favorite top 10.

More than one million people come to Bethlehem during the 10-day festival and we know that there will be more than a few who find themselves in a lockout situation.

So, if you lock your keys in your car during Musikfest, don’t panic, just give us a call at 484-891-1922 and we’ll be on scene ASAP!

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Hidden Safes Found During Renovations

When we think of hidden treasure, thoughts of pirate maps and gold doubloons might come to mind. But did you know that some people are lucky enough to, basically have the treasure hunt find them!

Here are some wild stories of people who found a hidden safe right in their very own home or business.

This couple was lucky that they found a code earlier. Cracking into a safe is difficult work!

Watch the video at this link!

This guy was renovating his grandparents old home and came across this treasure trove!

Read all about his find here!

While this guy didn’t actually have anything interesting in the safe, the fact that it was so well hidden is pretty neat.

Even businesses can have long forgotten safes. This old casino was being redone for other businesses leasing the space when they discovered this old safe completely hidden under an old staircase.

If you find a hidden safe in your home or business renovation, call us! We can help you get on the right track to figure out how to see what’s inside!!

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Three Key Ring Hacks You May Want To Know

Sometimes there are things we can’t stand to do, but don’t exactly remember that we don’t like them until we actually have to do them. One such task for many would be taking things on and off of key rings.

Here are some interesting hacks for helping in that annoying situation.

Staple Remover:

This is so easy and simple. Most of us have a staple remover floating around and wonder to ourselves, “why do I even have this?” Now you have a reason to keep it!

Coin:


Just jam a small coin into the opening groove. Then slide the key into the opened groove and spin the key though the loop.

Metal Nail File:


Just use the pointed tip of the file to gently pry open the start of the ring. Then slip the key in. Be extra cautious with this method, you don’t want to poke yourself.

Do you have a handy keyring hack?

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Thank You For Your Google Reviews, Lehigh Valley!

We often take time to thank our customers for reviewing us on Google or Facebook or any other place you could review us.

We understand that these reviews help us find more customers, so a “thank you” is the least we can do!

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Unique Smart Lock Features

If you have ever looked into updating the locks in your home or business, you might have noticed the phrase “smart lock” popping up in your online search results. While some features are obvious, there are other features on certain locks that you might not know about.

Here are a few neat features that a smart lock can have you might not know!

Biometrics:
Like in a spy film, but less laser-y, this is a way to scan a physical feature on the person who has access. Your smart phone might already have one if you use your finger to unlock it.

Security Tokens:
While you might not need an actual key to unlock a smart lock, they still might not unlock unless you have a physical item within a small radius of its surroundings. It could be as simple as an electronic card in your wallet or a keychain.

Integration with Alarm Companies:
If a lock is tampered with or broken, it can send a signal to your alarm company. Pretty neat!

Alexa/ Home Assistant Communication:
“Alexa, lock the front door,” and voila! You don’t even need to get out of bed to make sure the house is locked up for the night.

Access Log:
Want to know when the dog sitter stopped by? A smart lock can log in every time it was accessed and tell you exactly each time it was used.

Want to update your locks and make sure a feature you want is available? Give us a call! We’ll help you find the perfect smart lock for your personal or professional needs!

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Hilarious Gas Station Bathroom Keys

When it comes to the public using your facilities, sometimes you have to go through some extreme measures to make sure the keys to these spots remain in your possession after the person is done.

One notorious type of this would be the extremely funny ways that a gas station bathroom key is adorned. These keys have been known to be accessorized with some pretty ridiculous items to assure that the borrower returns them.

Here are some strange and silly examples.

Hubcap Keychain


We would imagine there are a few of these lying around at a gas station anyway!

Poop Emoji Pole


Everyone is going to know exactly what this is for!

Dirty Bucket Lid


No one wants to lug around this gross thing longer than they need to. You’ll be getting that key back ASAP.

Gigantic Ring


What is this ring even used for? It’s either a baby hula hoop or a bangle for giants.

Sad Clipboard


This sad little fella doesn’t want to be left alone! Make sure to bring him back to the counter so he doesn’t cry.

If you find that, despite your best efforts, a customer has locked the key in the bathroom we’ll be glad to help regain access! We can also help if you’ve locked your keys in your car or lost your gas cap key when you’ve stopped to gas up and grab some snacks.

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Some Fun Keychains That Add Some Color to Your Life

When we want to add a little color to our keys, we also need to keep in mind that the weight of our keys can have some damaging effects on the ignitions of our vehicles.

But a keychain is a convenient way to not only identify your keys and add a little personality, but a bright colored accessory can help you spot them if they happen to be missing.

Here are five fun and lightweight keychains on Amazon that give a ton of personality, without much added weight.

 

Pom Pom

This colorful piece is also lightweight and pretty enough to be a nice gift for that keychain enthusiast in your life.

Find it here!

Leather Dinos

A goofy dinosaur is pretty great. Plus when anyone points it out, you can surprise them with some sweet dinosaur facts.

Find it here!

 

Giant Faux Fur Poofball

This is a little ridiculous, and we’re all for it. It comes in a bunch of different colors too!

Find it here!

 

Avocado BFFs

If you and your best friend are crazy for extra guac, then this is the thing for you.

Find it here!

 

Chapstick Holder

When you just HAVE to have your lip balm with you on the go.

Find it here!

 

If you find yourself with ignition problems, a lockout of your car, or any lock problem in general, call us!

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Locks of the Future: Bluetooth Padlocks

If you need a padlock for a number of different reasons, some of the drawbacks to these little devices are the ways in which you gain entry. While a key or rotating combination might not be the biggest problem, it can be a minor inconvenience in some situations.

What if you don’t want to share the only other backup key you have? What if you don’t want to share the combination out with too many people? Well we have a new type of lock that might make these concerns a thing of the past… Bluetooth padlocks!

These locks require an initial set up with your phone and then can be unlocked with the use of an app on your phone. No more sharing a physical key or sharing an unchanging combination, but you can instead give access through an app that can be changed and updated as needed. Plus some models can then track exactly when they were accessed and opened.

So why would you want a Bluetooth padlock over a traditional one? This unique security option is just another way to add some convenience to your day. If you find yourself annoyed by a normal padlock, and you’re already all about having a tech savvy home, the addition of a Bluetooth padlock is just another way to keep you linked in to your home security.

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